It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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