That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
