But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
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He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
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Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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