Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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