Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
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Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
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First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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