Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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