drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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