Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
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