two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
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Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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