Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
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