found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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