it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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