I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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