sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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