Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
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She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
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I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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