I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
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how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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