Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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