I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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