Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
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i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
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