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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.

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  I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD

  (206): View more from Washington

  Or, you could have used a condom

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• (631): View more from New York

  Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...

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  oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"

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• (916): View more from California

  Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween

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