Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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