People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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