Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
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I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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