i wish peter jackson would direct porn
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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