Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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