he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
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I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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