yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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