i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
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We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
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Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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