Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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