I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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