Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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