i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
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dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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