I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
The power of my boobs compel you
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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