Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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