perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
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You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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