i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I have so many feelings about this burrito
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
