You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
no you cant smoke seaweed
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks