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(704): View more from North Carolina

You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.

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(704): You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass. http://tfl.nu/jig4

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.

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(215): At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware. http://tfl.nu/07cm

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning

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(414): I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning http://tfl.nu/2xis

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(319): View more from Iowa

Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.

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(319): Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really. http://tfl.nu/ok73

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Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before

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(717): Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before http://tfl.nu/lay4

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?

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(603): Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision? http://tfl.nu/bsbp

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(239): View more from Florida

His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...

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(239): His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during... http://tfl.nu/a1a1

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(802): View more from Vermont

shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.

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(802): shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots. http://tfl.nu/6u08

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(714): View more from California

The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!

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(714): The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to! http://tfl.nu/8lua

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(214): View more from Texas

Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat

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(214): Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat http://tfl.nu/vn00

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds

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(201): Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds http://tfl.nu/y5n0

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?

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(+44): Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today? http://tfl.nu/cfiq

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?

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(612): Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove? http://tfl.nu/82jr

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(303): View more from Colorado

I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.

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(303): I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well. http://tfl.nu/mq4y

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.

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(+44): Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss. http://tfl.nu/34xm

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