Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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