I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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