google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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