You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I cut my penus on the lid.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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