so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
