I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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