we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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