did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
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got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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