at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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