Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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