Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
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