I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
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Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
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Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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