That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
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At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
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Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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