Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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