He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
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You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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