have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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