Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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