Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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