So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Randomize
