Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I am naked and annoyed.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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