For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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