Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
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